Who has time for hobbies? Is playing grab-ass on the subway a hobby? Hmm... O.k. I'm just kidding, I only do that in supermarket lines.

Demons
Night of the Demons
Ichi the Killer
Interview With the Vampire
Dead Alive
Zeitgeist
An Inconvenient Truth
Richard Pryor - Live in Concert
American Psycho
The Matrix
Goodfellas
The 5 Deadly Venoms
The Kid With the Golden Arm
Full Metal Jacket
Sign 'O' The Times
Thelonious Monk - Straight No Chaser
Clerks
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Devil's Advocate
The Machine Girl
America Freedom to Facism
The Mack
Pulp Fiction

...and never...ever...EVER...ANYTHING WITH MERYL STREEP, GLEN CLOSE, OR CHER ANYWHERE NEAR THE CAMERA!!!

Jazz, rock, rap, fusion, thrash metal, motown, disco, punk, classical (chamber music), Frank Zappa. Depends on my mood, could be Nas or Big L in the morning, Cradle of Filth or Ani Difranco before bed. Y'know how it goes...

Splatterpunks part 1 and 2. Anne Rice - The Vampire Chronicles series. Nickle and Dimed, Fire Your Boss. Mostly biographies and non fiction.

I'm one of the voices on the Deathknox Podcast. I really don't belong here, as I'm not a true gamer, but I'm a handyman/jack of all trades/tech geek so MGDFX and ACE let me hang.
I can snatch the fastest flies out of the air and turn water into apple juice, which I guess qualifies me for diety status or something...
I like to finish sentences with a lot of periods, cause that's how I talk..
Got any gum?

Politeness, humility, good nature, toilet humor.
Now get out of here, I'm almost old enough to be your dad!

Fast-food, reality tv., MySpace, slutty farm animals. Control freaks. Incontinence.

Upgraded from Super Abacus 3 with turbo handle viewmaster to a modified Etch-a-Sketch laptop with kerosene powered handheld controller.